i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
i wish i just knew languages without having to learn them
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
"He wanted a realistic looking English ship, because he misses home and needs to remind himself that he’s homeward bound. What he said was: ‘We’re always on the road but my heart is at home and I want a ship.’"
A shirtless Jack in an Indian truck and he looks so damn good i wanna lick him oh my god (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Interviewer: “You’ve stayed very grounded…How?
Harry: “‘Cause they haven’t paid me yet.”
my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”
wow what a homophobic bitch
my mom is married to a woman